Sunday, 16 November 2014

Short Status for Whatsapp in english Nov. 2014

I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.
Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.29. (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?