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Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Letest Funny Status December 2014

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

Laziness is me middle name.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

I believe in hate at first sight.

I hate math but I love counting money.

New Year Status 2015

Unknown 00:28 new year No comments :

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. ---- You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weigh.

<div> There have been many times in 2013, when I have annoyed you, distubed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you....today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2015!</div>

People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Monday, 24 November 2014

Letest Marathi Status 2015

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1) पुन्हा एक नविन वर्ष ,

पुन्हा एक नवी आशा ,

तुमच्या कर्तुत्वाला,

पुन्हा एक नवी दिशा,

नववर्षाभिनंदन

2) चला या नवीन वर्षाचं.

स्वागत करूया,

जुन्या स्वप्नांना,

नव्याने फुल्वूया,

नववर्षाभिनंदन

3) गेलं ते वर्ष, गेला तो काल,

नवीन आशा अपेक्षा घेवून आले २०१5साल.

नवीन वर्षाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!

4) नवीन वर्ष आपणांस सुख-समाधानाचे,

आनंदाचे, ऐश्वर्याचे, आरोग्याचे जावो!

5) नवीन वर्षात आपले जीवन आनंदमय,

सुखमय होवो, अशी श्रीचरणी प्रार्थना.

नववर्षाभिनंदन

6) सरत्या वर्षाला निरोप देत नवी स्वप्न, नव्या आशा,नवी उमेद व
नाविन्याची कास धरत नवीन वर्षाच स्वागत करू. आपली सर्व स्वप्न, आशा,
आकांशा पूर्ण होवोत या प्रार्थनेसह नवीन वर्षाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!

7) सरत्या वर्षात झालेल्या चुका विसरुन जाण्याचा प्रयत्न करुया.

नवीन संकल्प नवीन वर्ष. नववर्षाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा.

8) येणारे नववर्ष आपल्या जीवनात सुख आणि समाधान घेउन येवो.
हे नवीन वर्ष आपणा सर्वांना भरभराटीचे जावो.

9) येणारे नवीन वर्ष आपण सर्वाँना आनंदाचे भरभराटीचे जावो हीच इश्वर चरणी
प्रार्थना. नववर्षाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा!

10) पुन्हा एक नविन वर्ष, पुन्हा एक नवी आशा, तुमच्या कर्तॄत्वाला पुन्हा
एक नवी दिशा,
नवी स्वप्ने, नवी क्षितीजे, सोबत माझ्या नव्या शुभेच्छा !

11)तुझ्यान्तंर विनाकारण या देहाला जगवले मी....

आता हो स्वतःच्या हाकेने मृत्युला बोलावले मी....

उगाच तुला त्रास नको माझ्या जाण्या नतंरही....

म्हनुन त्या स्मशांनाजवळ घर बनवले मी...

12) he varsh sarvana sukhache,
samrudhiche aani bharbharatiche javo.
navin varshachya hardik shubhechya.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

{New*} Top 100 Best Whatsapp Status

Unknown 20:03 New Status No comments :

Best WhatsApp Status Updates

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

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Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.

“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!

Some Love Status for WhatsApp

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3

As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.

“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Broken Heart Whatsapp Status- Love Hurts

Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.

Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous

It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.

Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!

“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

Best Motivational One-liners for WhatsApp

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '

"To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."

Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

Defeat your enemies with your success.

Do it today or regret TOMORROW.

In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Famous Romantic Status for WhatsApp

"I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when i'm with you.

When i met you i found life.

Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.

love is when you feel totally complete

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

For say if you are feeling hurt you can go to the Heartache Whatsapp Status and same goes to others…. Love, Happy, Good, Inspiration, Motivational, Emotional, Funny etc.

Popular Witty Good Morning One Liners

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

“Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.

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On the internet you can be anything you want.
It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise.
If you're right and you shut up, you're married.
If you don't like where you are, MOVE. You are not a tree.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
I try really hard to not cry over you, because every tear is another reminder that I still care.
Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are good but who the hell are you?!?
Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student
says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
To Catch Me, You Gotta Be Fast. To Find Me, You Gotta Be Smart. To Be Me? Shit! You Gotta Be Kidding! ;)
feelings.like,"Well im bored let's go brush our teeth"!
is being really confusing to skye parker and 2 herself !!! lol !
kids in the back seat cause accidents. accidents in the back seats cause kids.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one :( Break their bones, they have 206 B-)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage. but laughing at you.
h H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Krap!
says: The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing!
the cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't have a bike!".
is gonna cut her losses. My credibility is practically gone as well as my tendancy to give a damn so am gonna run around naked tomorrow. It's about time I stopp...
if hugs were leaves, i'd give you a tree. If kisses were water, i'd give you an ocean. If love was life, i'd give you mine :D ♥ ♥
If a cop stops me and says "papers" and I say "scissors", do I win :S ?
throws a book at someones face- "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!!?!??!" "I facebooked you." :)
Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart.
♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt :(
i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status.
Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible...
Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and click I'm Feeling Lucky.
My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight.
Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.
is hoping for the best, prepare for the worts and take whatever comes!
What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
"Dont tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big God is :)"
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
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If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car!
i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status.
Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.

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