Sunday, 16 November 2014
Short Status for Whatsapp in Hindi Nov. 2014
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- When in doubt, mumble.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
- Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
- If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
- Never have more children than you have car windows.
- God must love stupid people- he made so many!
- I like children. Properly cooked.
- Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.
- My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
- If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
- I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
- Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
- The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
- If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
- God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
- Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
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