Sunday, 16 November 2014

Short Status for Whatsapp about friendship Nov. 2014

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.
Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
Weird is a side effect of awesome.
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don`t have an iPad.
The longer the title the less important the job.