Tuesday, 18 November 2014
New Status
- On the internet you can be anything you want.
- It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
- If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise.
- If you're right and you shut up, you're married.
- If you don't like where you are, MOVE. You are not a tree.
- It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
- I try really hard to not cry over you, because every tear is another reminder that I still care.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are good but who the hell are you?!?
- Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student
- says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- To Catch Me, You Gotta Be Fast. To Find Me, You Gotta Be Smart. To Be Me? Shit! You Gotta Be Kidding! ;)
- feelings.like,"Well im bored let's go brush our teeth"!
- is being really confusing to skye parker and 2 herself !!! lol !
- kids in the back seat cause accidents. accidents in the back seats cause kids.
- Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one :( Break their bones, they have 206 B-)
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage. but laughing at you.
- h H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Krap!
- says: The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing!
- the cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't have a bike!".
- is gonna cut her losses. My credibility is practically gone as well as my tendancy to give a damn so am gonna run around naked tomorrow. It's about time I stopp...
- if hugs were leaves, i'd give you a tree. If kisses were water, i'd give you an ocean. If love was life, i'd give you mine :D ♥ ♥
- If a cop stops me and says "papers" and I say "scissors", do I win :S ?
- throws a book at someones face- "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!!?!??!" "I facebooked you." :)
- Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart.
- ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt :(
- i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status.
- Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
- is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q
- battery low please charge! 1% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅]
- My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible...
- Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and click I'm Feeling Lucky.
- My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight.
- Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.
- is hoping for the best, prepare for the worts and take whatever comes!
- What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
- "Dont tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big God is :)"
- If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
- is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car!
- i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status.
- Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
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